Transcription: they stuck the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid bell. As if you need a bell to notice a 300 pound alcoholic in a red suit. Ho ho ho, all day long. So nice as can be, I go outside, ask him to shut the hell up. He takes a swing at me. So I lay a hook into his fat belly and he goes down. Beard comes off, all the kids start crying, and I'm the bad guy. you